So, the prompt was "man and nature". What was I going to do? Make a plant or something? Of course not, I'm not some plebeian. Nay, it was after a full day of exhausting thinking that I finally synthesized the brilliant idea of making a wind turbine. After all, it is man and nature working together to make air-batteries or whatever. I congratulated myself for creating such a profound concept. Three pieces of canvas paper and four sticks of hot glue later, the wind turbine is finished. I congratulated myself once again and then went to bed because it was late.
I ran into a single problem whilst making the wind turbine. Aye, it was an enemy from my past I never thought I would face on the field of battle again. You see, I was having trouble getting the three blades to be equidistant. The slightest error on the axle would reflect majorly in the distance between the blade tips. So I equipped my protractor and braced myself to meet an old foe. Indeed, I would actually need to use the formula for arch length. I never thought this day would come; I thought I had cast this demon of my past into my neglected geometry folder for the rest of time. Alas, here it was. I called in aid from my faithful ally, Google. You see, while I knew I needed to use the formula for arch length, I did not actually remember the formula itself. Google assisted me in gathering this intelligence. Together, we slayed the beast and banished it once more into the void of forgotten memories within my mind.
The moral of the story is: it is absolutely vital for your well being to memorize the formula for arch length. For without it, what would happen if you were kidnapped by some sadistic, precision-obsessed maniacal madman who forced you to build a paper wind turbine and if the blades were not adequately equidistant, he would kill you? What if this sadistic, precision-obsessed maniacal madman had no internet access in his sinister symmetrical lair, unlike I did in my house? Perhaps I shall spare the gruesome details. #ArchLengthSavesLives
I ran into a single problem whilst making the wind turbine. Aye, it was an enemy from my past I never thought I would face on the field of battle again. You see, I was having trouble getting the three blades to be equidistant. The slightest error on the axle would reflect majorly in the distance between the blade tips. So I equipped my protractor and braced myself to meet an old foe. Indeed, I would actually need to use the formula for arch length. I never thought this day would come; I thought I had cast this demon of my past into my neglected geometry folder for the rest of time. Alas, here it was. I called in aid from my faithful ally, Google. You see, while I knew I needed to use the formula for arch length, I did not actually remember the formula itself. Google assisted me in gathering this intelligence. Together, we slayed the beast and banished it once more into the void of forgotten memories within my mind.
The moral of the story is: it is absolutely vital for your well being to memorize the formula for arch length. For without it, what would happen if you were kidnapped by some sadistic, precision-obsessed maniacal madman who forced you to build a paper wind turbine and if the blades were not adequately equidistant, he would kill you? What if this sadistic, precision-obsessed maniacal madman had no internet access in his sinister symmetrical lair, unlike I did in my house? Perhaps I shall spare the gruesome details. #ArchLengthSavesLives